Traffic Statue

A college student in Raleigh, NC had been pulled over once too many, when one night he stole about 10 road construction barrels and transformed them into a 15-foot monster trying to hitch a ride. After building the creature, the student has become somewhat of a celebrity in his town. The construction company who owns the barrels deems ownership to the statue and will display it in their corporate office. What would the statue look like if he got a DUI? Drunk and lying on the floor?

Ft. Lauderdale

If you're in Florida, the place to go this summer is Ft. Lauderdale. You're going to find booze, beautiful people and LOTS of sun. The beach is the best place for all of them as we know, and F.L. has it all. Just don't worry about the surfboard, because most times it won't do you any good. Most waves are small in comparison, and is just not worth your time. If you're from out of state, you can always catch a plane to Miami, which is about 45 mins away. Cops will be policing the streets and shorelines, so watch out for them. As long as you're not driving, you'll be fine. Just don't forget the sunscreen!!