27-year-old wins $88.1 million lottery

Jeffrey Wilson of Kings Mountain, North Carolina won the $88.1 million lottery this week. Every week his father buys tickets from a local gas station and distributes them to his kids. This time, Jeffery picked the right one.

"My dad picked the numbers," Wilson said. "It's numbers that he's picked, he's played them before. He went and bought some tickets and laid them out for us to pick from and I just happened to pick the right one."

Wilson still does not know what he will do with the money, if I may suggest, a celebration sounds like the right move. I would go on vacation and get drunk. Just don't drink and drive anymore because it definitely has its consequences. Now he can afford a permanent driver.

Traffic Statue

A college student in Raleigh, NC had been pulled over once too many, when one night he stole about 10 road construction barrels and transformed them into a 15-foot monster trying to hitch a ride. After building the creature, the student has become somewhat of a celebrity in his town. The construction company who owns the barrels deems ownership to the statue and will display it in their corporate office. What would the statue look like if he got a DUI? Drunk and lying on the floor?